The Imperialism of United states of the empire is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Minister viking - king George V with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 917 million United states of the empireans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of greater - Imperial - Capital - city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United states of the empirean economy, worth 108 trillion The empires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,082 The empires, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. United states of the empire's national animal is the roman eagle.

United states of the empire is ranked 64,673^rd in the world and 635^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,985.73 on the Gilded Widget Scale.